Thursday, February 19, 2009

Posting while drunk - both big AND clever

So. One would think, from the lack of updates, That the cheap seats were done and I had watched none of the rugby.

But you would be wrong. I watched ALL of the rugby. All the teams I barracked for lost. And I watched the twenty20. And Vic beating NSW in the Sheffield shield. And I have been on an MCG tour.

But, being fatigued, exhausted and emotionally drained (not to mention having made a GIGANTIC arse of myself - sober - in front of Iain O'Brien) I'm not going to update about any of that. Instead I am going to pose this question

What is the correct response to the lyrics

I can tell you, my love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone?

a) But untill they leave I'll keep hooking into this cute Irish guy.
b)And at least as theyre leaving they still have their shirts off.
c) The reason they're gone is because Tori picked them all up last night.
d) And your mum?

See you back in kiwiland...


Brat said...

The answer is of course C, and the ones she didnt want hoooked into the Muffin, who didn't want them either.

Number of guys into Tori - 8
Number of guys who snogged the Muffin - 2

Number of guys who wanted the Brat? - 0.

Never mind. I'm saving myself for Timmeee. Or Jean de Villiers. Or my wedding night... Or something. (I may be a little late)

Tanya said...

Thats a lie, that tweaked out french dude was totally into you, as was the tall drink of water who had to be up in two hours time for work.