Air New Zealand Cup final is tonight; kick-off is in an hour and a quarter or so.
Wellington vs Canterbury, in Wellington.
Brat is a Wellington supporter. I am a Canterbury supporter.
Here's my prediction: No matter what happens, it's going to end in tears for one of us. I don't think it'll be me, obviously. I'm going for Canterbury by 12 points.
Entry fee to the next Actual Size Project event is riding on this, so Canterbury had better play their red-and-black hearts out. Which they will, because that's what they do.