- Sunshine - good. But not good enough. The Windies lost by 9 runs via Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis.
- Chris Gayle - good. But not good enough. His middle order sucked gigantic penis.
- Man hit in face by six - funny for us, not so much for him I'd imagine.
- Ross Taylor in the field - good. Took 2 stunners, one while running along the boundary. Infact the Black Caps fielding as a whole was good.
- Batting wickets - nice for a change.
- Scott Styris giving away team secrets - funny.
- CONSTANT duck quacking noises from the stands - really fucking BAD. WTF?? YOU WANT ME TO GET MY SHOTGUN? DON'T THINK I WON'T!!
- Simon Doulls hair - receding and greasy.
What Shane Really Means is.....
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