Monday, January 12, 2009

Things I decided while drinking JB and gingerbeer

  • Sunshine - good. But not good enough. The Windies lost by 9 runs via Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis.
  • Chris Gayle - good. But not good enough. His middle order sucked gigantic penis.
  • Man hit in face by six - funny for us, not so much for him I'd imagine.
  • Ross Taylor in the field - good. Took 2 stunners, one while running along the boundary. Infact the Black Caps fielding as a whole was good.
  • Batting wickets - nice for a change.
  • Scott Styris giving away team secrets - funny.
  • CONSTANT duck quacking noises from the stands - really fucking BAD. WTF?? YOU WANT ME TO GET MY SHOTGUN? DON'T THINK I WON'T!!
  • Simon Doulls hair - receding and greasy.
The crux of it all was we won the (serious rain interupted) series 2-1. Pity they didn't hold all the matches here in Nelson. We haven't had rain since Christmas and our ground is so small everyone could have had hundreds. Live and learn New Zealand cricket, live and learn.

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