And yes, Coney has proved me right. He's just come out with this gem "Connell is from the same area of New Zealand as Ewan Chatfield - steady, dutiful horse that he was."
Seriously. Why is this man constantly comparing other cricketers to things you ride?
And I've been told I'm not allowed to say awful things about Jesse Ryder's groin infection. So share your best joke with me!
What Shane Really Means is.....
5 years ago